That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak

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  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
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teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

(Source: pperfectprincess)

(Reblogged from virginityandhotairballoons)
teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

(Source: pperfectprincess)

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(Reblogged from iamthewhitegirl)
  • week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
  • week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg
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(Reblogged from iamthewhitegirl)

infamousnspooky:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

likeafieldmouse:

Pablo Picasso - Self Portrait (1906)

someone else make the joke please

(Reblogged from tampontampoff)

(Source: aisforarthur)

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outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

(Source: austins-lifestyle)

(Reblogged from iamthewhitegirl)

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(Source: cute-overload)

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(Source: vine.co)

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xlikegold:

onmywaytoonederland:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Canadian Photoset #19

more?

American Photoset#18

I love my country

Since this post was created the new 5, 10, 20 and 50 dollar bills have been rolled out which also smell like maple. God bless us all.

(Reblogged from deadboromir)