stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

(Source: bellybow)

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deduct:

row row row your dick gently down my thigh

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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